The Red Wasp vs The 2%

Note to self: when you trap a red wasp under a box for your husband to kill, don’t forget to tell your husband about it or 2% of the time your beagle will tip the box over without you knowing it allowing the evil thing to escape. He (the wasp) will then plot his revenge for being held captive and sting you (very hard I might add) so that you have to call your husband home from the farm to give you your epi-pen (which he [the husband] enjoys a little too much).

*sigh* the life of a 2%

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