GRAND OPENING! New Workout Center! (A satire on gardening)


Tired of that spare tire? Embarrassed because everytime you walk your thighs give each other “high five”? Is your butt dragging you down? Say no more! Come on down to “Ms. Fay’s Boot Camp” and turn into the supermodel you’ve always dreamed of!

Every visit to her garden boot camp is guaranteed to work multiple areas! Arms, back, legs, thighs, stomach you name it and she works it! Act now and Miss Quito will even throw in a FREE blood thinning!


BUT WAIT! There’s MORE! Call today and you’ll be enrolled in our FREE (that’s right, folks, FREE) defensive and offensive classes! Ms. Fay has a speciality formulated technique using nothing more than a common garden hoe! *not responsible for blisters, splinters, loss of digits, gashes in any part of your person or death* Her proven methods put those weeds criminals on the run!!!


At Ms. Fay’s boot camp we want to give back. So, starting in June we’ll be teaching you how to bring water to all those poor, parched souls in need….bucket, by bucket, by bucket…

Hurry folks! Time is limited and your butt isn’t getting any smaller sitting on that couch playing with your smart phone!